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All right, I can see you don't want to be consoled here, Dude. The Dude: Yeah well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. The Dude: Man! The look on Steve Buscemi and especially John Goodman's face as he's saying it. Walter Sobchak: When Donny hears Walter and the Dude discussing "Lenin" he assumes they mean John Lennon, repeatedly chiming in, "I am the walrus!". Using a country accent with his voice, Elliotts narration gives the story a specific kind of old west charm. Maudie's told me all about you. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: That and a pair of testicles. Brandt: [holding a bowling ball] Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. The Dude: Man, if my f***in' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f***in' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f*** herself. Continuity mistake: When The Dude enters Lebowski's office the telephone is on the far right of the desk and the lamp is on the far left with 3 wooden objects between them. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. [TV Version] But regardless, anyone who has ever seen this scene will forever know the answer to the question "Do you see what happens?". After the tight plotting and quirky intensity of Fargo, this casually amusing follow-up from the prolifically inventive Coen (Ethan and Joel) brothers seems like a bit of a lark, and the result was a box-office disappointment. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: That's f***ing interesting, man. The Dude: The Big Lebowski: [Dude, Walter and Donny turn as Jesus approaches] I see you rolled your way into the semis. That rug really tied the room together. Uh. The Big Lebowski: People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. The Dude: Jesus f***ing Christ. Walter Sobchak: I dropped off the money exactly as per look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Pacifism is not something to hide behind. And, we know that this is your homework. Jesus Quintana: Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. One hundred percent electronic! After his stellar dramatic one-two-punch in Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink, a bowling-ball-licking, child sex offender was not exactly the role that folks would have expected him to take on back in 1997. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. I just want to understand this, sir. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST! Bunny Lebowski: Quotes.net. The Dude: You brought the f***in' Pomeranian bowling? The old man told me to take any rug in the house. The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. The Stranger: Younger Cop: The Dude: She's not my special lady. Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh*t. The Dude: I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug. Walter Sobchak: You have got to buck up, man. The Dude: They're calling the cops, man. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. This whole f***in' thing! The Dude: F***in' A, man. We believe in nothing, Lebowski. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. The Dude: Lies and Deceit; Women and Femininity; Drugs and Alcohol; Society and Class; Rules and Order; Cast. Leads, yeah, sure. Da Fino: Hey hey, i'm not messing with your special lady. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man! scene is the clearest evocation of that basis. It's good knowin' he's out there. You were over the line, that's a foul. I say that I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. These so-called nihilists are a trio of German goons who claim to be. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber. Walter Sobchak: By clicking Accept all cookies, you agree Stack Exchange can store cookies on your device and disclose information in accordance with our Cookie Policy. Not in 'Nam of course. The Dude: What PHILOSOPHERS understand for intelligence? I've done introduced him enough. Forget the car crashes, kidnappings, and fist fights; bowling is of the utmost importance. This is a very complicated case, Maude. Walter Sobchak: Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um an amphibious rodent, for um, ya know domestic within the city that ain't legal either. Worthy fuckin' adversary. Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! Wooo! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The a**hole was hoping that they would kill her! You thought, oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about Walter Sobchak: The Stranger: The Dude abides. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? So that there's no reason - there's no F***ING reason - why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, and then they come, and they pee on your f***ing rug! I got a rash, man. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. I lost my train of thought here. The Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?! How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? [Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair]. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. Alternate Versions I'm just helping her conceive, man!" "The Dude abides." "At least I'm housebroken." "They're gonna kill that poor woman." "Strikes and gutters, ups and downs." "What the fuck you talkin' about?" More Big Lebowski Quotes Blond Treehorn Thug: "Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. His name's Lebowski? Ran away about a year ago. Are you happy, you crazy f***? You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: F***in' Quintana that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Beaver? Donny, shut the f- when do we play? What the fuck are you talking about? Use Raster Layer as a Mask over a polygon in QGIS. Mark it zero. We know that you stole a car. Dillon is a writer and lover of cinema, TV, books, video games, sports, and storytelling across all mediums. The Dude: 10 of the most memorable, hilarious quotes from the classic Coen Brothers comedy, The Big Lebowski. The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. Now, what happened to your face? Does the Pope shit in the woods? And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. We know you never did! You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling? The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. The Dude: The Dude: You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. That poor woman that poor SLUT kidnapped herself. In the tradition of Dashiell Hammett's hard-boiled detective novels like The Maltese Falcon, The Dude's prized, urine-soaked rug, serves as the central Macguffin for The Big Lebowski's bewildering mystery plot line. Put the piece away. He no longer digs her, it's all a show! On a weekday? The Dude: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off. You get a new license? They exchange a greeting, and the narrator urges The Dude to Take it easy. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: Jesus Quintana: You ready to be f***ed man? Nothing is fucked here Dude. [the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car] I think it's a Pomeranian. The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. Nothing. Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. You see what happens, Larry?! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? Nihilist #3: Prometheus 1.3s Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the f***ing past! Is this your homework, Larry? Huh? You see what happens, Larry?! I can find this fuckin' Lebowski guy! The Dude: The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. Walter Sobchak: I need to see you. Look, pal, there never was any money. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. Get the f*** out of the car, man. I bowl. The Dude: Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man? Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: I told that f*** down at the league office Who's in charge of scheduling? You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I don't recall there being any evidence that it was stolen or who stole it. Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus! I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. The Dude: And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because she wants more, man! Younger Cop: The Dude: Lenin. Walter Sobchak: That's right, Dude. Da Fino, Private Snoop: This is what happens, Larry! The candid confidence of Bridges delivery is again what sells this line so well. and incidentally, in a stolen car. The Dude: Smokey: [shivers a second, then marks the card] All right, it's f***ing zero. Walter Sobchak: The Dude: You f***ing know its been stolen. The Dude: F*** the tournament F*** YOU, Walter! Yes! You're not wrong Walter. Maude Lebowski: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? This intensity is a frequent source for laughs in the film, and equalizes the main cast in a fun way. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Why was the kid's homework in The Dude's car after it was stolen? Hardly, Dude. Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? The Dude: Continuity mistake: When they exit the bowling alley with the dog, the dog is never put in the car, only the cage. Oh please, dear? I had a rough night and I hate the f***in' Eagles, man! You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! In this scene, Donny just cant seem to keep the details straight, even after the whole dilemma has just been explained multiple times over. The portable phone starts ringing, the Dude asks the Auto Circus Cop if there are any leads on who stole his beater car, being shown a picture Bunny's old farm home, the Dude is leaving after his first meeting with Lebowski, Five minutes after pulling a gun on Smokey, author Arthur Sellars is lying quietly in his iron lung, after recovering his car from the Auto circus, after the chief of police throws a coffee mug at his head, the Dude has been drugged and is semi-conscious, looking at his hero writer Digby Sellers in an iron lung, singing while semi-conscious in the back of a police car, Throwing the Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair. Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Coffee Shop Waitress: Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Next frame. Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. Speaking of Donny, this next quote is arguably his most memorable line in the film. The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose. Am I wrong? That's your name, Dude! Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man. The Dude: Lotta strands in old Duder's head. The Dude: The Royal "we"! I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. I rounded up five of my favorite quotes from the movie. Knox Harrington: Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish. The Dude: Come on, man. You know, you'll uh, uh - well, you know what I'm trying' to say Walter Sobchak: Does he still write? If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10 percent of the recovered sum. Walter Sobchak: The occasional acid flashback. Walter Sobchak: Huh? The Big Lebowski: My name's Da Fino. I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck Donny: Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? Your roll. You're not interested in sex? Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahla? Nihilist #2: Well maybe you and me could pool our resources, you know, trade information? Walter Sobchak: Your wife is Bunny. Do you like it? Walter Sobchak: Smokey, my friend, [pulls out an M1911A1 pistol] you're entering a world of pain. F*** me. Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. The Dude: Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together, did it not? The Dude: Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! -Stolen car? Jesus Quintana: Fuckin' Quintana that creep can roll, man. That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug. | Okay, Dude. You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? I said I THOUGHT she kidnapped herself YOU'RE the one who's so fucking certain! Parla usted Inglese? Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. Walter Sobchak: I can't complain.". Site design / logo 2023 Stack Exchange Inc; user contributions licensed under CC BY-SA. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Da Fino, Private Snoop: See what happens?! They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." That's it, I'm outta here. The Dude: [Dude and Walter sit in a diner as Dude shows Walter the severed toe]. Jeff Bridges wasnt always a cowboy. Jesus Christ! They killed my f***ing car. Condolences. Da Fino: Walter Sobchak: What counts here is a steady cascade of hilarious dialogue, great work from Coen regulars John Goodman and Steve Buscemi, and the kind of cinematic ingenuity that puts the Coens in a class all their own. Private Investigator: Two things deepen the hilarity of this relatively benign line: 1. The Dude: [Shows Dude a picture of Fawn] See. Look, Larry. The Dude: And the fucking money. Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps! [laughs] You got a date Wednesday, baby! They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Walter Sobchak: Walter Sobchak: Were you listening to The Dude's story? You must be here to fix the cable. Walter Sobchak: [Smoking a joint] Cab Driver: [pulls over and kicks the Dude out of his cab] Out of my f***ing cab! My dirty undies my f***ing whites Walter Sobchak: It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it. [Punching a nihilist] Walter Sobchak: They're gonna kill that poor woman! Bunny Lebowski: [takes off her sunglasses] I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong? [The Dude is riding home in a cab; "Peaceful, Easy Feeling" by the Eagles is playing on the radio]. Could you please keep your voices down? Walter Sobchak: Lew and I went over there. This is a family restaurant. 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